Your are thirtysomething? This is how you will be able to appear 15 years younger then you actually are. A quick instructional tutorial:

First:
Listen to this song. Learn the lyrics, watch the moves. 		Second:
Watch this vid over and over again, practice dancing like Souljah Boy on the Mohawk™ carpet of your living room.

Third:
Then, forget about First and Second, go to a club with the following song on CD. Sandbag the DJ to play it, then pretend having a epileptic air guitar slip and rock the house.

I promise you’ll get all the chicks.

Soulja Boy vs. Van Halen – Jump Dat Soulja. Mashup by DJ Lobsterdust